Just as woodworkers keep scraps of old timber that might be useful some day, I have a pile of offcut words and phrases that are too good to throw away. Feel free to fossick through my junk-heap, but watch out for sharp edges. Don’t come running to me if you get hurt!
Books I wish I’d written. What greater compliment could I pay? Literary sleuths can detect influences (if they dare) while extraordinary readers may enjoy these fictions: the tantalizing, the gothic, the pellucid, and the bizarre.
Weird web things that have taken my fancy. If this site amuses you, so may these bizarreries.
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